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5  NEOBORIVIH TEZA PREDNOSTI PUŠENJA LULE U ODNOSU NA CIGARETE



FINANCIJSKI
Najprodavanija kutija cigareta u Hrvata ima cijenu od 18,00 kn, a cijena najprodavanije paklice duhana za lulu iznosi 29,00 kn. Ako pušač lule puši dnevno onoliko vremena koliko puši pušač jedne kutije cigareta onda će pušač lule svoju paklicu duhana od 50 grama potrošiti za cca 4 dana (29,00 kn). Za isto vrijeme pušač cigareta će popušiti 4  kutije cigareta (72,00 kn).

Potrošnja u kn

Cigarete

Lula

Pribor lulaša

1 Dan

18,00

7,25

 

Tjedan

126,00

50,75

 

Mjesec

540,00

217,50

 

Godina

6570,00

2646,25

1200,00

Pušač lule godišnje potroši na pribor za pušenje cca 1200,00 kn. (2 lule srednja cijena 300 kn, čistači za lulu i filteri za lulu).

Pušač lule za svoje užitke godišnje potroši  3 846,25,00 kn.
Pušač jedne kutije cigareta dnevno, godišnje potroši 6 570,00 kn.

ZDRAVSTVENI
Pušač lule ne uvlači duhanski dim u pluća već dim samo zadržava u ustima. Pušač cigareta uvlači (udiše) duhanski dim. Pušenje je u oba slučaja štetno za zdravlje, međutim pušač cigareta stvara veću štetu za vlastito zdravlje. Pušaći lule ne kašlju i ne iskašljavaju kao pušači cigareta.

EKOLOŠKI
Pušač cigareta u okoliš baca čikove koji se sporo razgrađuju u prirodi, dok pušač lule u prirodi ostavlja samo pepel.

SIGURNOSNI
Pušači cigareta bacaju neugašene čikove svugdje u okoliš ćime mogu izazvati požar. Bacanje čikova kroz prozor automobila uobičajna je pojava. Pušač lule nigdje ne baca upaljenu lulu. Pušači  lula  čuvaju svoju lulu i nikad je ne bacaju kroz prozor automobila.

UMJETNIČKI DOJAM
O ovoj tezi mogla bi se knjiga napisat. Najbolje je svakome da se pogleda u ogledalo prvo s cigaretom, a zatim s lulom. Kad se pogledate u ogledalo s cigaretom u ustima, primjetit ćete da u najmanju ruku izgledate kao kreten. Kad se pogledate u ogledalo s lulom u zubima onda  ćete sigurno  pomisliti: Joj, šta izgledam mudro, ozbiljno, šarmantno, pametno….(Da se ne umislite, pomirite se s činjenicom da i najveći glupan s lulom izgleda pametno). Zbog ovog posljednjeg razloga preporučujemo svim političarima, gradonačelnicima, ministrima, državnim dužnosnicima i predsjedniku države da puše lulu.

Ostale prednosti pušenja lule
Iza pušača cigareta ostaje smrad, a iza pušača lule ostaje ugodan miris. Lula je modni detalj, a cigareta znak ovisnosti. Žene prije uočavaju muškarca s lulom (mamac za ženske oći) nego muškarca s cigaretom. Zimi pušač lule može na svojoj luli ugrijat ruke (osobno pokretno grijanje).

Nepisana pravila pušača lule:
Žena, automobil i lula nikad i nikome se ne posuđuju.
Zabranjeno je cigaretom pripaljivati lulu,  jer je to nemoralno i javno silovanje lule.
Pušač lule vrijedi najmanje za 3 pušača cigareta, pa se tako i treba ponašati.
Tko drži lulu u zbima ima zube i netriba mu alko test.

Ovaj post zajedno napisali Nenad Medak  iz Buže i legenda Martin Dagelić  iz Magle.
Fotografija:  Sara Medak

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